It’s that time of the year again. No, not the most wonderful time of the year, although I do find it socially acceptable to start playing Christmas music in July. Perry Como is timeless. I'm not referring to back to school either, because to kidless me that just means a giant pain in the ass getting stuck behind school buses making me … Continue reading A new blog post — now with Pumpkin Spice!
I met Todd online during my OKCupid phase. I should have followed my instincts when his profile talked about enjoying swinging an axe to chop wood. It’s a slippery slope from chopping wood to being fed into a woodchipper. (I grew up in Connecticut, and this really happened to a woman here. That shit sticks … Continue reading My date with a Greek god