Another Christmas is in the books. Yet another year when Santa let me down (which I should really expect by now given that he is male). No Swedish hockey player under the tree. No indictment for the Trumps/Romanovs. No deed to a winery in my stocking. Not even a pet hedgehog. In fairness, aside from … Continue reading Mele Kalikimaka!
For some reason, people tend to look at you funny when you mention that you’ve paid for sex. I mean, really. It was one time. Even Hugh Grant did that, and he’s very funny. Sure I could justify it as creating source material for a blog idea four years into the future when I’ve run … Continue reading I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize
[Disclaimer because I'm a lawyer...I know this blog is usually humorous, and religion is a divisive topic. But I pay for this website, so you're stuck with whatever I feel like writing about when I drink my wine. So, read on, or not...] Ok, I’m not really live blogging the Pope’s visit. For one reason, … Continue reading Liveblogging the Pope!