Every birthday I reach a point where I think "I'm old. I need to just accept that I'm old and can't lose weight." And then Jennifer Lopez at 51 rocks a stripper pole at the Super Bowl in a bedazzled G-string and I think maybe I'm underachieving a bit. Not that I'm going to put … Continue reading Don’t tell me food doesn’t love me
Coronavirus
You say quarantine like it’s a bad thing…
I was born for this Coronavirus crisis. My office is in full-blown panic mode. You can't walk five feet without seeing a bottle of hand sanitizer and a sign warning you not to shake hands, or wash your hands for 20 seconds, cover your mouth when you sneeze, eat your broccoli but don't eat the … Continue reading You say quarantine like it’s a bad thing…
