Liveblogging the first debate / praying for a meteor strike

Against my better judgment I am going to attempt to liveblog the first Clinton-Trump debate. Anything short of a folding chair getting smashed over Lester Holt's head will be terribly disappointing. 8:55 Bill Clinton managed to avoid staring at Melania's cleavage. I'm impressed. But the camera cut away from Ivanka, so he may have snuck … Continue reading Liveblogging the first debate / praying for a meteor strike

Liveblogging the GOP Reenactment of Lord of the Flies

Greetings my fellow Americans (and those readers in other countries who are just thankful that these jokers aren't competing to run your country).  Against doctor's orders, I have my box of wine ready to live blog the second GOP debate.  I'm wearing my "Feel the Bern!" t-shirt and cutting into my giant rainbow wedding cake waiting for … Continue reading Liveblogging the GOP Reenactment of Lord of the Flies