Liveblogging the first debate / praying for a meteor strike

Against my better judgment I am going to attempt to liveblog the first Clinton-Trump debate. Anything short of a folding chair getting smashed over Lester Holt's head will be terribly disappointing. 8:55 Bill Clinton managed to avoid staring at Melania's cleavage. I'm impressed. But the camera cut away from Ivanka, so he may have snuck … Continue reading Liveblogging the first debate / praying for a meteor strike