I have never been, nor will I ever be, described as “outdoorsy.” This has been a problem for me with my dating experiment on FarmersOnly. I do not camp. I do not canoe. I do not hike. Not even if you look like David Beckham. While it is true that I went to law school … Continue reading Camping is torture
Vampires are not sexy. Vampires keep me up at night. I don’t understand the whole "Twilight" phenomenon. I recognize that being 29, I’m older than the target demographic. But I know many women my age that read all the books and actually cared what “Team” they were on, like we are in vampire high school. … Continue reading All fears are not created equal
As much as I love Christmas, Valentine’s Day can suck it. In saying that I realize that is the goal of Valentine’s Day for most men. Also probably the reason it is abbreviated “VD”. This is my 8th consecutive Valentine’s Day spent alone. I think. I’ve consumed enough wine during those years to kill off … Continue reading Just Say No to VD
I grew up with a healthy distrust of the Establishment. I suppose that when you are a political science major, you learn how the sausage is made and that it’s best not to eat it. It may also make you vegan. The recent miniseries about the O.J. Simpson story is a perfect example. I haven’t … Continue reading What happened to you, David Schwimmer?